Something Weird is Happening and it’s in My Neighborhood...

Our neighborly Evil Poopie Pigeons have been acting weird lately. They’ve been gathering around the Quacky Quack Quacks and stealing their food and even trying to attack them. The Quackies have had a meeting and asked for my help. I first didn’t believe it until my hidden minkey cam captured these images:




I wonder what they’re up to? Something tells me this will only lead to disaster! I will remain under cover till I find out. I’m calling all the minkey agents to keep an eye on the pigeons in their neighborhoods and report to me if there’s any unusual activity. For truth, justice and honor. The pink cow is out there!

Mission Requirements: Wear a safety hard hat, goggles, garden gloves and big rubber boots at all times. Carry bird seed, camera, binoculars, water gun and bubble gum.

Minkey Girl over & out

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BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...

This just in:
(Copyright Muppets Holding Company)

An Evil Attacking Turkey was spotted on the Swedish Chef's show on TV by Minkey Girl spies. It was apparently trying to hide it's identity as a famous Hip Hop star. Minkey Squad has started working on it's whereabouts immediately. If you have any tips please call the Minkey Girl Hotline 888-555-0000.

In other news:



Minkey Girl's Hippy Hippo Blue bookmark has been successfully found by a Minkey spy, who's identity is kept private, while he was vacationing at a remote holiday resort in the Bahamas. Hippy Hippo Blue said that he was sorry and that he'd just gone fishing. Minkey Girl refused to comment on the matter.

In entertainment news:



Minkey Girl was spotted at the screening of the new earthling movie "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory" last night. She warned everybody not to fall into Willy Wonka's chocolate lake. Minkey Girl finished the evening with running to an ice cream parlor and eating loads of chocolate ice cream.

Moki reporting

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IT'S OFFICIAL!

Minkey Girl is the proud owner of the new Harry Potter book and one box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, as of Saturday July 16th 2005, 3pm ET.

Warning: Do not mix up the red cherry bean with the earthworm flavored bean! It's a totally yucky experience...

Notice: I have lost a baby blue, hippo face bookmark. If anybody finds it, please return it to the Minkey Girl's lost and found booth. The naughty house elves might be behind it. Lost, loooooosssst :( . War!

Minkey Girl over & out

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MINKEY GIRL SUCCEEDS IN DEFEATING THE EVIL INTRUDERS!!

MINKEY SITE FULLY OPERATIONAL AGAIN!! LONG LIVE THE PINK COW!

Notice: I invite you all to my pink tie cocktail party to celebrate. Please bring lots of ice cream and candy :)

Minkey Girl over & out

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Minkey Girl Hotline For The Severely Troubled and Whacked-out Earthlings

Lost in space? Your mommy forgot to pick you up? Do you have evil attacking turkey phobia? Do you see bananas in pajamas? Do you feel aggravated if you don’t get your lollipop? Is the boogeyman still hiding in your shower? Do your garden gnomes pee on your plants? Does your cow want to fly? Did the pigeons poop on your favorite dress? Did your ice cream fall off the cone? Do you dream of sorting out your laundry with your favorite star? Do ugly, green beings continue to interrupt your tea parties? Does your chicken want to become famous? Is your cockaleekie on fire? Does your neighbour steal your rainbow colored clothespins? Did your teddy bear go on a walkabout? Are the house elves stinking your house? Do you want to win the bubble gum blowing contest? Do you need an evil zebra outfit for Halloween? Does your penguin do the hula dance? Does the neighborly Sasquatch like trying on your shoes? Do you need any intruders zapped? Do you want any family/friends to be abducted? Are you embarrassed to get lice shampoo from the drugstore? Do you simply need more duct tape or to be tickled?

Suffer no more! Call Minkey Girl now!

888-555-0000 OR E-mail minkey_girl@hotmail.com. Helping earthlings since potty training. THE PINK COW IS OUT THERE!

We’d like to hear from you! Please list your other daily troubles below.

P.S. The first 10 callers will get a free portable toothbrush and a pack of ultimate popping monkey gum.

Minkey Girl over & out