Something Weird is Happening and it’s in My Neighborhood...
Our neighborly Evil Poopie Pigeons have been acting weird lately. They’ve been gathering around the Quacky Quack Quacks and stealing their food and even trying to attack them. The Quackies have had a meeting and asked for my help. I first didn’t believe it until my hidden minkey cam captured these images:
I wonder what they’re up to? Something tells me this will only lead to disaster! I will remain under cover till I find out. I’m calling all the minkey agents to keep an eye on the pigeons in their neighborhoods and report to me if there’s any unusual activity. For truth, justice and honor. The pink cow is out there!
I wonder what they’re up to? Something tells me this will only lead to disaster! I will remain under cover till I find out. I’m calling all the minkey agents to keep an eye on the pigeons in their neighborhoods and report to me if there’s any unusual activity. For truth, justice and honor. The pink cow is out there!
Mission Requirements: Wear a safety hard hat, goggles, garden gloves and big rubber boots at all times. Carry bird seed, camera, binoculars, water gun and bubble gum.
Minkey Girl over & out
Coconutz FM 100 playing: Marillion-The Uninvited Guest
posted by Minkey girl @ 4:10 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
I like duck. It tastes good.
I have noticed low flying pigeons in my town, im guessing its something to do with the alterations in the bi polar constructs thus slighty changing things for the worse.....either that or these pigeons are somehow getting more intelligent
spy mitz reporting that i found one walkin with a limp...like a gimp....and i had to kick it really hard to see if it cud fly, but the i was told that pigeons don't really know how to fly, so that solved the problem. it's a farce.
ummm What kind of bubble gum works best? and I have a pair of garden gloves but they are my moms... do they still count?
It has to be the big round pink bubble gum and it's ok to use mom's gloves but they'll get very dirty, haha
ok... *makes a mental list in head* big pink bubble gum Big pink bubble gum Big pink bubble gum
Stay on this one, MInkey!! Those ducks need all the help they can get. I wonder what caused all this crazy behavior? Those pigeons are lethal! Be careful!!
Why don't the ducks visit us any more, eh? Why have they deserted us? We used to feed them and everything.
By the way - you can click on words in your profile which will take you to the people who also have those words in their profile - enabling you to find other people with similar interests. Therefore - take the dates out of your film titles. Just a little blog hint fon you.
Or should that have said - for you? Those ducks. They are infiltrating my mind I tell you.
i'm so relying on that pink cow. and strawberry milk.
I am also having problems with Pigeons where I work. I call them attack birds because they fly real close to your head...
*gets her voice machine out and turns the volume up and then send it out so everyone can hear..BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE OF POPPING PIGEONS!WE NEED AS MANY PIGEON HATERS AS POSSIBLE!REPEAT WE NEED AS MANY PIGEON HATERS AS POSIBBLE REPORT BACK TO MY HEAD QUARTERS(also known as my house)LOL
liss
hahahahha..funny
i guessed the pigeons are planning a plot to take over the world...
war of the world ....perhaps
I need more troops!
*picks up phone* I know just who to call *Phone gives busy signal* SHEESH what happened to custumer servise people?!?!?!?!
Reminds me of The Birds...
recently got almost attacked by low flying pigeons, but used my umbrella-disguised radiator gun in defense.
rumour has it the pigeons sing 'I'm the cuckoo in your nest' when they attack. ..
help the ducks to take it like a duck and duck down.
I am sure the new Minkey squad could teach those poopies a lesson -or as we say here: They'll lose some feathers for this.
wishing you a succesful mission,
over and out.
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