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Ticket Against Jaywalking Chicken Tossed-AP
(Whynotcards)RIDGECREST, Calif. - A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. State law restricts livestock on highways, but not domestic animals. It's not a problem when dogs run around in our neighborhood," Linc Moore said. "But when our chicken escaped and crossed the road once it became a huge issue."
Comments made by various entities;
Minkey Girl: Oh the insanity! I would like to see more of this on Court TV.
Robin: Holy, super chicken Batman!
His Holiness the 66th Holy Cow, the Holy Lord of Wisdom: Hmmm, the force is strong with this one. Bring him to me.
Coconutz FM 100 playing: Wild Wild Life-Talking Heads
posted by Minkey girl @ 1:30 PM
41 comments
41 Comments:
mmm... chicken...
I had chicken for dinner last night. It was nothing special, just a breaded seasoned chicken breast from the local grocery store. I was impressed by the sheer amount of meat on the bone. Large chunks of white chicken were very plentiful. In fact, I don't believe I have ever seen so much chicken on one bone. Modern chicken feed may have a lot to answer for, but it does have some advantages.
Even though it was a mild sort of seasoning, it tasted a bit like lemon chicken, which was odd, oweing to the chicken's un-lemony appearance. But taste like a lemon it did, much like some chicken I had long ago that was, in fact, seasoned with lemon.
This reminds me of my youth when many different chicken, pork chop, and steak dishes were served to me in various different ways, some good, some decent, some completely impallatable...
Ummm, thanks for sharing your dinner menu with us...
R U going to do the chicken dance for a piece of chicken muff??? LOL... WHY did that chicken want to cross the road???
Rumors say that the chicken was going to DQ to get the neighbours dog ice cream because he threatened him to pluck his tail feathers.
Really, I just heard that he was crossing the road so he could pick up a bucket of chicken from KFC... although it was just a rumor...
Maybe the chicken needed some action and ran away. Wanted some adrenaline rush. But I think the chicken and Muffy should compete over their chicken dance skills.
ya that chicken looks hard to beat but you can do it!!!! You have been taking chicken dance lessons sence you were 3, how can a normal chicken beat the chicken dance champion??!!!?? anyways if you win do you have to do the puppy polka???? Thats the flight challenged cow's favorite dance to watch :D:D:D
Go Muffy! Go Muffy! Woohoo!!
Ya you can do it!!!!
*The jury raise their votes. 10 for Muffy, 5 for chicken. Muffy wins a bucket of chicken fingers and free fries!!!!!!
Now we get to deep fat fry the looser!!!!!! muahahahaha
Chicken left a note saying he's joining the dance academy. He says he's too embarrased to go in public again. They say he walks around with a brown paper bag on his head.
Muffy did u read the stuff below??? Lol
wat stuff below??? anyways i don't if the chicken never goes into public how are we suposed to find him to deep fat fry him??? Sheesh
The post before this. I'm sure chicken will hit the Hwy's soon enough, lol
to post a real chicken comment..it has not much to do with your chicken report, but just I liked your comment in Mr h's guestbook (I guess you're right btw :o), looked at your blog and like it, too and I also like Jane Siberry (alas not very well known in this part of the Earth)...used to like chicken parmesan before I became a vegetarian :-)
just wanted to share these important facts... did not see a guestbook here .. Fio
(PS: I think you are lucky to have landed on the Canadian part of Planet Earth)
Ya i wish i was in Cananada (hehe) My dad goes there to fish and stuff... he has a fine canadian accent... its soooooo funny!!!! muahahaha not to insult anyone :D Oh and that chicken better come out of hiding and prove he's a man... or chicken i should say
So your dad has been to Canada eyyy :)
Muffy we need to put you in more dance competitions! I've put "Wanted Dead or Alive" signs up in the neighbourhood for our runaway chicken.
Welcome Fio! Geez, I guess thanks. I'm sometimes too outspoken like that, lol. Life is too short to be taken too seriously I guess. Anyways, about Jane she's one of the most underrated artists in Canada like Marillion...It's a shame really.
That's ehh by the way,lol. Don't judge me I'm just a little space monkey!
How about taking on John Travolta Muffy? I might be able to hi-jack his private jet to get him down here!
hey Minkey Girl, well when you're right...you're right! :o)
totally off topic again: Did you ever see Jane live then?
You probably know that Los Marillos are coming over soon -don't miss 'em, the acoustic set is great!
Fio
No, I've never seen Jane live. She wrote to me once and sent her autograph a few times which was so sweeeeeet :). U saw the acoustic show already? Boy you're fast, lol
Wow Muffy you're so brave to take on Mr. Travolta! I have a bad feeling chicken hooked up with the evil zebras, that could be dangerous.
NEVER!!!! EVIL ZEBRAS ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!! now if that chicken hooked up with the pumas then we would be in some trouble...
Ok, we're officially doomed!
Yeah chasing crazy chicken, evil zebras and pumas does that to ya. Don't have time to post that much.
Nice picture!!! HEHE
hehe...I understand...I saw the attacking turkeys today...except there were 2...RUN!!!!
muffygirl
Hey Irish!!! Have u seen a runaway chicken??
Muffy those Turkeys were actually chicken's cousins trying to distract you!
are the chickens evil like the turkeys?muahaha
No, the chicken gets aggressive when he doesn't win the dance contest. Usually they're easy going and like tickling people.
Lol Muffy! I got news from the cows that chicken had a proposition to them to open up a vegetarian restaurant in L.A. He told them he'd like to put a little dance floor for people who wish to do the chicken dance with him.
Muffy give kitten its pacifier back! :)
but mariah look at it look how mad it is!!c'mon muff give it back u would rather see it scream its head off!ok w/e
liss
*MG putting cotton balls in her ears* Somebody hush the kitty, ahhhhhhhhhh!
*goes and sits in a corner for 20 yrs and comes out and its still screaming and mariah is dangling its pacifier in front of its face*LOL
Lolol Liss! I think the attacking turkeys should take care of this one.
Having a hook is wicked! I love Peter Pan :)
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