Friday, March 25, 2005

When Bad Things Happen To Good Bags...

(Guess.com)

Caution! If you happen to own a Guess bag with Paris Hilton's face on it, please kindly proceed to the next blog. This blog may cause mild nausea or irritation.

So there it was, my cute Guess bag (not the one seen in the picture, but I wouldn't mind receiving it on my birthday...hint, hint you know who) sitting on my dresser as usual, on a very cold, dreary, winter morning. By the way, I've been seeing these dreadful Guess bags that have Paris Hilton's face all over them! What the hell?? I mean, what the hell?? Anybody? Anyways, something very unfortunate happened to my very bag that morning. You see, I had to carry two stool samples, not one but freakin' two samples to the hospital that day, in my pretty Guess bag (No I couldn't take another bag, shoot me coz I'm a girl!!Grrr) Believe me, it wasn't fun carrying that thing, knowing what's in it. Made me so nervous, so uncomfortable...That bag will never be the same again ladies and gentilmen. Neither my nose...you see one of the containers wasn't sealed tight enough! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Minkey Girl over & out

19 Comments:

At June 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I just thought whether it's Hilton's face on it or that what leaked out of one of your containers...it always means carrying shit around, doesn't it? whoopsie...
Fio
PS: hope you did not have to search for your keys... :o)

 
At June 04, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

LOL, but I don't own a bag with Paris's face on it. Yuck! Space monkeys come and zap me if I ever do!

 
At June 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did not expect you to...maybe get it for the next time, the perfect stool container ;-) oh my...
By the way, it's 2pm in the morning here, so much about being an insomniac...will put my brain to sleep now, need it later the day...
Goodnight :o) Fio

(have to revive my blog to stop this 'anonymous said...' thing. Sounds like a book title..)

 
At June 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oy! 2AM, of course... anyway, it's about time!
Fio

 
At June 04, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I'm so sunburnt that going out dancing tonite is gonna be interesting...2am is still early for me,lol. What part of the world r u from anyways?

 
At June 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it IS and I am still up... but have to be up early again, campaigning for a good cause today (MPH actually).
we share the same fate, just I never had a tail but have to hide my antennas under longish hair.
they put me up in a strange country in the middle of Europe... luckily there's other countries close by and sometimes I am out on a short mission there.
*Turning up the volume* cannot tell more at the mo. y'know...
toodleoo, Fio (definately off now)

 
At June 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

great! just sent you an 'EdCard' (virtual postcard), will drop you a few more lines when I am back,
Fio

 
At June 05, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Thx Fio! Good luck with ya MPH. Looking forward to the Live8.

 
At June 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

geeez, am i tired. some decent sleep now. postpone writing another few hours :o} my brain's on stand-by.
btw. how was going out sunburnt?? (and what bag did you take ;-)
sleep well..sometime..
Fio

 
At June 06, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I'm smeared in aloe vera and had to get up early today coz of renovation in the monkey hut :)

 
At June 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a combination! ;-)
hope the renovating went fine, maybe with some good music on that keeps you goin' ...
am still tired, must be the wheather: you have about half hour to soak up the sun (or get a tan :-)than YOU get soaked by heavy rain. well, as long as the sun comes back again...

 
At June 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, that's Fio btw., not anonymous..

 
At June 07, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I like being soaked in rain only if I'm in the woods not in the city. Good music does help, I'll have to play the music louder than the banging :)

 
At June 07, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, in the woods it's fine .. maybe also a good place to hide while renovating..? ;-)
Fio

 
At June 07, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

You read my mind, haha! *MG running to the woods*

 
At June 08, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So could you chase away those noisy, spying workers -or is it sleeping in the woods?! ;-) well, would not be the worst place, Canadian forest, I suppose..
Fio

 
At June 08, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope they don't drive you bananas :o)
Fio

 
At June 08, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Today was peaceful, hehe. Yeah, I wouldn't mind sleeping in the bush on a hammock :). I just came back from playing pool. It's been awhile and boy did I play sucky!

 
At June 08, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

You know what, I might as well get a chitchat box on my blog, haha. Dunno how to do it, but minkey boy might be able to. You see, I don't understand anything about programming and websites, etc.

 

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