Why, oh why lovely earthlings?

Not in any particular order;

-Polluting the Earth
-Letting wars and hunger kill humans when it could be prevented
-Not voting
-Manipulators and brainwashers for evil purposes
-Fanatics
-Teeth whitening craze
-Women’s magazines putting up images that aren’t real and marketing humans that they should look like that
-Really bad music on radio
-Female/male Pop Tarts
-Lord of the Dance (Michael Flatley)
-Tongue piercing (or even worse...)
-Telemarketing
-Paparazzi
-Bullying
-Really bad Hollywood scripts
-Thongs
-Potholes
-Bloody annoying TV ads (Depends (for adult wetters!), Imodium, Tampax, Yeast, Genital Herpes, etc)
-Having snails or poisonous puffer fish in expensive restaurants
-Reality TV shows
-Bitchy waitresses who forget to deliver your food or deliver the wrong dish and expect a large tip afterwards
-Nasty flight attendants, or even worse, old and cranky flight attendants probably going through menopause
-Small dogs in handbags
-Child porn
-Japanese cartoon porn
-Hunting animals for sport, not out of necessity
-Wars
-Intolerance
-Entertainment media
-Young earthlings reduced to bones
-Fake boobs
-Fake bums
-Michael Jackson’s nose
-Christian missionaries trying to convert Muslims
-“Another brilliant solution, to a problem that never really existed.” (As seen on TV products.)
-Grocery store coupons
-Expensive bottled water
-Hideous kitchen cupboards in rentals
-The know it all earthling guy in Canadian Tire ads
-Ignorance
-Hockey lockout in Canada
-Coffee madness
-Quebec’s English laws
-Female earthlings showing belly buttons in extreme cold weather
-Wearing flip flops outside in winter time
-Who’s bubble gum is more minty ads that make you wonder if earthlings’ mouths stink that bad
-Pimp mobiles
-Bears riding bikes
-Elephants painting
-The mini
-Children's books written by former porn stars
-Some earthlings eating dogs
-Fishermen catching fish and then letting them go
-All that technology, but there are still earthlings isolated from one another who remain ignorant

Minkey Girl over & out

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