Monday, January 10, 2005

ANOTHER DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN...MOMENT

The Setting: You are having dinner with your friends at a decent restaurant (because it’s your turn to pay…)

You start off with a Caesar salad and the waiter comes up to you with a humongous pepper mill (always wonder where the hell they got that from) and you have some pepper on your salad. You start eating your salad politely when, and don’t you hate it when, a fine piece of pepper gets stuck on your throat and you start coughing like you’re choking on something. You’re coughing loud as a horse and tears rolling down your eyes and what’s worse yucky stuff from your nose starts dripping. Your friends looking at you in a state like should we pat on her back or should we totally ignore it. All the other people in the restaurant are looking at you annoyed and scrunching their faces like what the hell is wrong with her, that’s nasty. And you’re thinking Bloody Hell!

Minkey Girl

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