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Santa fooled MBIS again!

Monkeys all around planet Zipton were disappointed yet again when MBIS (Monkey Business Intelligence Service) officials announced that the Santa Claus they kidnapped from planet Earth is not the real, real Santa. This has been the 10th attempt of MBIS that failed to bring the real Santa to Zipton. Once again the job of delivering gifts was given to the Pointy White Beard Elders, who very happily took the job and showed no remorse over MBIS not finding the real Santa.

Moki reporting.

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