ATTENTION, THIS IS A PINK ALERT!
Here you have it lads and lassies! Photographed for the first time, I give you the evil attacking turkeys! Watch out for them! Your neighbourhood could be the next target. *Minkey Girl charging up her super zapper gun*
(Photos used with kind permission from Marj Rines)
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posted by Minkey girl @ 10:19 PM
56 comments
56 Comments:
I like turkeys. They're ugly and the make a funny gobble gobble sound. But that's not why I like turkeys. I like them because they taste good when cooked in an oven for a few hours. Nothing is better than a roasted turkey, with proper stuffing, a bit of cranberry sauce, and mashed potatoes, and gravy. Lots of gravy. You cannot have a proper turkey dinner without gravy. The gravy is just gravy.
I tried to eat the white meat without the gravy once. It was so dry that I emptied a can of Pepsi trying to wash it down. Ultimately, this was less appetizing than just smothering the meat in hot, thick, delicious gravy. It has to be turkey gravy of course. Chicken gravy just isn't the mustard, unless you're having chicken.
We used to have turkey dinner twice a year. Once for Thanksgiving, and once for Christmas. Occasionally we had chicken instead. I don't know why.
I was on vacation in a small cottage in Scotland back in 1991, and the farm and wildlife was all around us. I had a conversation with a bull and baa'd at a sheep. But in the cottage yard there was a big turkey
in the yard, with big long colorful feathers that fanned out.
Oh, wait. That was a peacock.
I didn't eat it anyways.
Frank are you related to ze Swedish chef? Bork, bork, bork.
i dont have a lazer gun aahhh!!i need to get 1 fast before the evil turkey and the puma get me!!does anyone know were i can find 1??
You can find one at "Duffy's All Occasion Zap Zap Store"
oh ok thanx i will go right away and get it
I am not a big hunter, but when I see turkeys and geese just kinda wansering around, all I see is dinner.
how did you get out there alive?!
bloody turkey hell! they're everyhwere... *enters coordinates into her relocator screen while mad turkeys attack her spaceship*
Fio
I barely got out of there. I thought I was doomed! I'll need an army of volunteers to take them out!
I LOVE THAT PICTURE!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT!!! AND I LIKE YOU TITLE TOO!!! PINK ALERT!!! HEHE
I borrowed the pics from a nice ladies website with her permission http://www.mrines.com/Birds/Turkeys/
*MG putting down Irish B on her list* Irish Bubble, you better get yourself night vision goggles like I did, we have to watch out. These are evil times!! I need more brave volunteers!!!
I'll be back soon with some turkey troopers. No one out there when my spcaeship got attacked and someone(?!) put eggs into my lazer beamer.. What a blast, I tell ya! *blurp* Someone knows how to remove yolk from the relocator keys? What da egg...
btw. great site, that of Marj, I like when people have a passion (and I love butterflies and owls...). *a moment of poetry in the turkey battle*
Hey Fio try apple vinegar for cleaning up your gun :). We need all that we can get! The cows will be good backup, great job Irish B!
*MG rubbing her nose and a light bulb goes on* I have a plan folks! I decided to bring Peppy Le Pew as our secret weapon! The turkeys will hate that, muhahahah!
Peppy la pew is good but i think that the evil zebra's turd should hold em off!!! Or if we are really serious we can call in the flight challenged cows!!! Muahahaha
Excellent! Well boys and girls we have our army! Turkeys be scaaaaaaared! Muhahahah!
can you fit 1 more person?cuz i will help!!
liss
Sure Liss! We'll need u too :). Did ya check out my link to Singing Horses?? I know you'd like that.
On MG's favorite links section. And don't forget to click the horses one by one.
yeah I also tried it and it's good fun -inspired me to send you the owl trio -did you like it, MG? (the virtual postcard) did you let them sing out of tune?! :o)
yes i love those singing horses!!hehe and thanls for letting me help...hehe
liss
Lol Fio, I haven't received it yet. There's nothing like hearing out of tune owls haha! Just came back from the beach, there weren't any crazy turkeys but evil attacking horseflies! Btw, Pepe Le Pew is stinking my spaceship! Me hungey, better get some coconuts.
Haha, he's been asking for a cat! I better duct tape him and keep an eye.
oh that's why there was no reaction :o) I'll try resend it then or mail you how to find it (bit complicated).
yeah, those funny old owls *hoo* maybe they could spy for us on the mad turkeys' night activities... *off to ask the night owls*
btw. never let Peppy stay around in any closed environment (e.g. spaceships) for too long, he's too moody... better take him to the beach to intoxicate the horseflies -or even better send him to the turkey's HQ when he's REALLY pissed off! teehee... we could open a shop with smoked turkey sandwiches after the battle :-) I'll do the coffee bar...
Great idea Fio!! I'm definately taking Pepe to the beach today :). We should sell yummy ice creams too, hehe.
Ok my cute Teddy Bear warriors, I'm off for a weekend getaway! Do protect the planet from the ugly evil turkeys until I'm back! Adiosssss :)
May Pepe le Pew's stink be with you! Haha I just had to say that :P
haha ya pepe does get a bit moody..hehe just give him a lollipop and he's a happy camper...hehe
liss
hehe...we will miss you but we will hold down the planet...have fun:)
Muffy
peppey la pew need to have more bubble bath before he stinks me!!! AHHHHHHHH to late... i need to go take some showers... lol i HAD to do that
Was it your feet? i bet it was lol!!! PEEEYEWWWWWW
I can see that the fight against evil attacking turkeys is going well amigas with stinky feet and Pepe Le Stink, haha
Oh, now we have the evil elves do we??? Hmmm, I better call for back up. I have kitchen elves in my spaceship, they make a lot of noise during the night!!
They can't be worse than Pepe Le Pew. I'm running outta lollipops!! *MG leaves for the candy shop*
*MG comes back with a huge bag full of goodies: lollipops, toffees, bubble gums, chocolate fudge, jelly beans, "Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans & Fizzing Whizbees"(Harry Potter)* My tummy feels funny now... :(
*MG looking for a place to hide the candies from the naughty kitchen elves*
how do you sign it?and ya how do you get 1?and save me some lollipops please!!muahaha
Click on the bravenet guestbooks icon underneath it, that's where I got it :)
Thanks for signing!!!!! Yuppie :) *MG setting mouse traps to protect her candy*
i was wondering if you have to pay to get that guestbook thing?
liss
Nope, you just signup with them and use their basic service (they do have upgrades that cost but you don't need that for guestbook)
ok i did it but it doesnt show up on my blog like urs does how do i get it to do that?
It would be better if you email me about this. It's too long to explain here, lol
ok i dont know u r address
Look at my profile :)
ok but wouldnt it be the same to tell me here?instead of a e-mail?
I can't explain how to use your template and what to copy etc in this small space. Sowwy :(
there i sent you 1:D
Me toooo, haha
AHHHHHHHHHHHH DUCK FOR COVER!!! THERE IS A EVIL IRISH ATTACKING TURKEY BEHIND YOU AND HE HAS A TURD BLASTER!!! RUN FOR YOUR SACK OF CLEAN HAIR!!!
*MG pulls out super zapper gun and hits the turkey with pink slime. The evil turkey passes out immediately and MG binds him with duct tape she got from the generous Irish warriors*
DONT listen to the penguins there crazy!!!haha sry had to say that
Yup.. Oh those crazy penguins, they think they're the best flyers, haha
Turkey, the REAL other white meat.
Damned If I Know
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