Wednesday, June 22, 2005

COW FLIGHT ACADEMY. We Want Your Cow!



If we can't make it fly, we'll eat grass! No worries, we'll send your cow back within 14 days and we will pay back your money immediately. Guaranteed! At our prestigious academy, your cow will be trained by top instructors and will be pampered at our state of the art top secret facility. For a limited time only, we'll be giving Minkey Girl hand signed cow bells to new applicants. So hurry! Don't let this opportunity pass you by. Your cow might be the next big thing...

*This has been a paid advertisement by the Motivational Speakers For Cows Society.

34 Comments:

At June 22, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

to see what will power can do...
That cow's definately a moonie (now we're quit of that joke :-)
I'm applying for one of the cow bells for my Orchestra of Sorts (who signed the bells by the way, I guess it was Armstrong himself?)
am I the first one here (for a change)? ;-)

 
At June 22, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Hey Fio! A space monkey's signature is better than Armstrong's...He just went to the moon, I travelled the galaxy haha :P

 
At June 22, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Do you like the MG blog court jesters (those dancing ones)?

 
At June 22, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"we'll send back the cow"....I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! you're very funny!

 
At June 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Space monkey power!!! :-)
yeah, skating around Saturn was good fun.. guess the moon was exciting enough for Neil!
How far can the cows fly after training? and does it affect the milk quality? (you know, air pressure and stuff :o) ...

 
At June 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw. the dancing M&G are funny :-)

 
At June 23, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Our top instructor is Irish Horse Lover, though the Irish lassies are away on a secret mission so I'm dealing with the cows for now :). Our goal is Fio for our cows to fly over the moon, they're always milked before they go flying :).

 
At June 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope they won't get lost on the Milky Way (cows are not good at map reading :o)
'mooh'

 
At June 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anything better than a cow? i mean i dont want to be wasting my cash on a black and white milk machine.do you have anything like.........hippos? or even ducks

 
At June 24, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

We might be working with penguins in the future...

 
At June 24, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Ducks do not need our services :P

 
At June 24, 2005, Blogger .:*Liss*:. said...

ya i dont think we could work with the ducks they are not willing,and i am back!!!!muahhaha GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO COWS&HORSE...hehe i had to say that
liss

 
At June 24, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

The Irish to the rescueeeeeeeee! Hahaha. Welcome back!!

 
At June 25, 2005, Blogger Prométhiûs said...

Wonderfull...took some to pic it..but really moons are nice...mmooooo

 
At June 25, 2005, Blogger .:*Liss*:. said...

ya i am confused 2....clue me in please...hehe

 
At June 27, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Ummm, I think he's learning cow language..

 
At June 28, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I hope I'll be able to write "How to fly for cow dummies", haha

 
At June 29, 2005, Blogger .:*Liss*:. said...

i would buy it!so i can talk to the cows and TRY to teach them to fly acctually i would buy it for kayla cause then she will know how to teach them and no more cows would die(she killed 3 already)sadishness!hehe
liss

 
At June 29, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Dummy cows! We might have to hire a talented eagle or something. Friday is Canada Day folks, I'm going camping! Yuppie! :P

 
At June 29, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

So MG are you saying I am not talented enought to teah these cows to fly!!!!????!!!!! (hehe) well I am just going to have to prove you wrong and teach them all to fly!!! and for your info i didn't mean to kill those 3 cows, they just sort of went *ploop* right over the edge of the clif!!! LOL

 
At June 30, 2005, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That poor cow! I thought only ostriches did that head in the sand thing. Ouch!
My daughter and I have returned from our trip to Asia. I've posted a link to pictures. Hope you stop by.

 
At June 30, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I have every faith in you Irish Horse Lover!! Just said that coz u were away :P Go, go Irish!!

 
At June 30, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Hey folks! Just wandering whether u see the music player on my blog?? It doesn't load up on one of my friend's computer.

 
At June 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Minkey Girl,

have fun this week-end going camping. Any chance to see a (flying?) moose?! ;-)

 
At June 30, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

I will do my best to spot a moose!! Flying or on ground, haha

 
At July 01, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

AHHHH I LOVE MOOSES!!!!! hehe

 
At July 01, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

Oh ya how did you get the music player thing on your blog???? It is sooo cool

 
At July 04, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!! YEAH WE ARE FREE!!!

 
At July 04, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Happy 4th of July gals!!! We had a nice Canada day on fri over here :)

 
At July 04, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Coconutz FM playing a song for all the Irish gals! :)

 
At July 04, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

Well We will attempt to sing O CANANADA over here 4 ya to lol. i LOVE that moose how do you get all that stuff and where?

 
At July 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this just reminded me of a Monty Python film where they catapulted a cow over a castle....lmao....cheers! ;)

 
At July 05, 2005, Blogger Irish_horse_lover said...

hehe I have never seen the whole move i am going to have to watch it lol GO FLIGHT CHALLENGED COWS...

 
At July 05, 2005, Blogger Minkey girl said...

Hi Avik :)

 

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