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THE FATE OF THE EVIL ATTACKING TURKEYS

Evil attacking turkeys imitating flight challenged cows??? They didn't get away this time though...Mission accomplished!

The End

Minkey Girl over & out

Coconutz FM 100 playing: The Animal Song-Savage Garden

ATTENTION, THIS IS A PINK ALERT!

Here you have it lads and lassies! Photographed for the first time, I give you the evil attacking turkeys! Watch out for them! Your neighbourhood could be the next target. *Minkey Girl charging up her super zapper gun*


(Photos used with kind permission from Marj Rines)

This message was brought to you by Minkey Girl. Always watching out for the munchkinny earthlings and faithful Irish or non Irish friends, bubbles, horsies, lassies who love duct tape, not so evil zebras, abducted cows, screaming kittens, fellow space monkeys, runaway chickens and bypassers who simply say "What da BEEP".

Minkey Girl over & out

Coconutz FM 100 playing: Run Like Hell-Pink Floyd