BREAKING NEWS…BREAKING NEWS…

This just in;




Minkey Girl who’s been on a top secret mission (check the Sasquatch files) somewhere in the Himalayan mountain region, has finally been able to send a distress message last night, after being missing longer than a month. MBIS (Monkey Business Intelligence Service) confirmed that they received an S.O.S, but have not been able to locate Minkey Girl due to the weak signal and treacherous region. Earlier this month, Minkey Girl was declared Missing in Action by both the MBIS of Zipton and the Minkey Squad that operates down on Planet Earth. A top official revealed part of the message in a press conference held earlier today at the Bananaville City Hall. The representative explained that he could not give all the details because foul play was suspected, and even though they do not have any suspects, it’s believed that Minkey Girl might still be under danger. Here’s a part of the message: Still alive. Stop. There are six of us left. Stop. Three lamas, an injured, migrating duck and a hairy creature. Stop. We are in a cave. Stop. Cannot find a way out. Stop. Lama spits are ruining my hair. Stop. The injured duck is driving me nuts! Stop. The hairy creature wants to eat the duck. Stop. Found some Sasquatch hair. Stop. We are getting good at poker! Stop. Please send toilet paper, sundaes and potpourri down here. Stop. MBIS and Minkey Squad have both dispatched mountain rescue teams.

Moki Reporting

An example of Minkey Girl's efforts to find a Sasquatch for our Planet Zipton;