News from the other planet formally known as Planet Earth, informally known as "The land of the not so wise, but hopefuls."

Ticket Against Jaywalking Chicken Tossed-AP

(Whynotcards)

RIDGECREST, Calif. - A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. State law restricts livestock on highways, but not domestic animals. It's not a problem when dogs run around in our neighborhood," Linc Moore said. "But when our chicken escaped and crossed the road once it became a huge issue."

Comments made by various entities;

Minkey Girl: Oh the insanity! I would like to see more of this on Court TV.
Robin: Holy, super chicken Batman!
His Holiness the 66th Holy Cow, the Holy Lord of Wisdom: Hmmm, the force is strong with this one. Bring him to me.

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News from the Bananaville Gazette

Headlines

-Mayor Munky announces that he'll present Minkey Girl the city's golden banana if she finds the Sasquatch.
-Pointy White Beard Elders hold a meeting to discuss about the controversial Sasquatch issue.
-Bananaville Officials find an illegal coconut field operation run by the Sticky Fingers.

Bananaville Gazette Exclusive!

We have the first photo of what might be the Sasquatch that Minkey Girl was assigned to find.


Our insider reports that Minkey Girl's mission has been the most difficult one so far and being relocated up north was a tough ordeal. She's suffered the cruel effects of Redneckism, country music, clothing stores left from really old times, raging bulls and bug bites. Minkey Girl adds that there aren’t any cafés that make mocopachusnos either.

MG- I’ve learned new vocabulary up here, like “Howdy y’all!”,“Pickup truck”, "Tavern" and "Line dancing".

Interviewer- How did you find this creature?

MG- I was wondering in the bushes like I do everyday looking for Bigfoot when a swarm of bugs started attacking me. So I was running away like a mad monkey when I hit something hard and fell back on my bum. That’s when I met Harold.

Interviewer- Harold?

MG- Yes, Harold. That creature with the goofy looking face.

Interviewer- So you can obviously communicate with this creature.

MG- Yes, it wasn’t that difficult for me.

Interviewer- Did Harold say whether he is a Sasquatch?

MG- That information is classified.

Interviewer- What can you tell us about him?

MG- He is single, very friendly, likes popcorn and having long walks by the river. He visits me every day and has been teaching me how to make a pumpkin pie.

Moki Reporting

News from the Bananaville Gazette

Minkey Girl's New Secret Assignment down on Planet Earth.

(Photo by R.Patterson)

Bananaville Gazette Exclusive!
An insider from the MBIS (Monkey Business Intelligence Service) made a shocking revelation to our reporters that they have asked their spy Minkey Girl to try to find a Sasquatch. A Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot is a large apelike creature reportedly sighted hundreds of times in the United States and Canada (most often in the Pacific Northwest) since the mid-19th cent. Minkey Girl, who has currently been moved to an unknown location in the upper northern regions of Canada on Planet Earth, chose not to make any comments other than complaining about the cold weather and asking whether she can get a free vacation to Hawaii. MBIS Headquaters denied the news and made no further comments about why they sent Minkey Girl up north. If the insider is telling the truth, Minkey Girl has a very tough, hairy job in her hands. May all the Zipton beams be with you Minkey Girl!

Moki reporting

The Misery from the Far North...(From the Memoirs of a Minkey Girl)

Oh the insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what we have



Instead of this!



And this is what I look like (well I had to disguise myself)



Somebody get me outta here!!!!!!!!

The End

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