EARTHLING CITIZENS ASK MINKEY.
Dear Minkey Girl,
I'm a huge fan and love the way you kick butt! Minkey, what do you do if you come across one of these?
Hugs & kisses xxx
Dana aka Danish Cow
P.S. Would you please sign my flower pot?
Dear Danish Cow,
Well first I’d say “Whoa! What an ugly bugger”. I’d immediately do the ‘wuga wuga’ move on him and knock him out (Fight like a Minkey Vol III). If you miss the first time DO NOT PANIC! Jump onto the nearest tree (training on your jumps is vital for your survival so practice daily). Now probably he’s gonna move forward and go “Arrrgh!” so now you’re facing his back (tip: this type doesn’t have very good eyesight). His heinie is his weakest spot so throw a few boxes of itch powder (preferably Minkey brand) that’ll distract him so you get another go at the ‘wuga wuga’ move and hopefully succeed! Once he’s knocked out and falls down, you’ll have to make a long, strong rope with whatever you find around you (Minkey Handy book 2nd Edition out Sept 20th). You have to be very quick and tie the rope around the monster’s belly before he wakes up, so you can hook him up to your spaceship (if you don’t have one no worries. Gotta dump a monster? Call Minkey Junk Picker). One more thing, once all that’s done, climb on his belly, put a gas mask on (preferably Minkey Mask available exclusively at Minkeysupplies.com) because this kind is well known for hating mouthwash. Then, throw a rope around the monster’s tooth and pull it out to keep as a trophy (you didn’t think that your friends were just gonna believe your story did ya?). If all goes well, assuming you were super fast or still alive by pure luck and the monster is still asleep, hop onto your spaceship and dump the monster to the sea. If the monster awakes during the flight don’t despair (better have the ‘How to Fly a Rocking Spaceship Manual’ handy), let him fall immediately to the water for this kind cannot swim, haha. Well Danish, if you get a chance to hunt a monster one day, your name will go on the Minkey Hall of Fame, you’ll receive a sticker saying ‘So, you’ve killed your 1st monster eh?’ and free ice cream for a whole month. Now that’s worth fighting for!
Well first I’d say “Whoa! What an ugly bugger”. I’d immediately do the ‘wuga wuga’ move on him and knock him out (Fight like a Minkey Vol III). If you miss the first time DO NOT PANIC! Jump onto the nearest tree (training on your jumps is vital for your survival so practice daily). Now probably he’s gonna move forward and go “Arrrgh!” so now you’re facing his back (tip: this type doesn’t have very good eyesight). His heinie is his weakest spot so throw a few boxes of itch powder (preferably Minkey brand) that’ll distract him so you get another go at the ‘wuga wuga’ move and hopefully succeed! Once he’s knocked out and falls down, you’ll have to make a long, strong rope with whatever you find around you (Minkey Handy book 2nd Edition out Sept 20th). You have to be very quick and tie the rope around the monster’s belly before he wakes up, so you can hook him up to your spaceship (if you don’t have one no worries. Gotta dump a monster? Call Minkey Junk Picker). One more thing, once all that’s done, climb on his belly, put a gas mask on (preferably Minkey Mask available exclusively at Minkeysupplies.com) because this kind is well known for hating mouthwash. Then, throw a rope around the monster’s tooth and pull it out to keep as a trophy (you didn’t think that your friends were just gonna believe your story did ya?). If all goes well, assuming you were super fast or still alive by pure luck and the monster is still asleep, hop onto your spaceship and dump the monster to the sea. If the monster awakes during the flight don’t despair (better have the ‘How to Fly a Rocking Spaceship Manual’ handy), let him fall immediately to the water for this kind cannot swim, haha. Well Danish, if you get a chance to hunt a monster one day, your name will go on the Minkey Hall of Fame, you’ll receive a sticker saying ‘So, you’ve killed your 1st monster eh?’ and free ice cream for a whole month. Now that’s worth fighting for!
Minkey Girl over & out
Coconutz FM 100 playing: Talking Heads-Psycho Killer
posted by Minkey girl @ 4:28 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
You didn't sign her flowerpot.
haha and how do I atempt to do the huga huga move? I might need to know lol
I'll send you a signed copy of 'Fight like a Minkey Vol III',haha
Are you at all conserned that eliminating monster's could damage an ecosystem irrepairably?????!!!!!
LOL, you're so creative. i'm thinking that ice cream is going to become sour during the last couple weeks.
oh wait... it was "free cream", and not "a free ice cream". oh... what was i thinking.
You're sooo smart!
When will there be a shuttle to planet Zipton?
I'd like to come for a visit.
wow. i think i need some of those guides. i only have how to charm a crocodile voulme I, i shall buy yours post haste
so in the minkeybook does it teach you how to do the wooga wooga move?cause i think i am gonna need that oh and when you drop him onto the water you better watch out cause it will sure make a splash!!AAHH*runs and gets in her bubble* ok you can go ahead and drop him now i am ready!!LOL
MG can you help me get a template hehe i know i have said that on like 3 blogs but i didnt know if you read them:D SO PLEASE can you tell me how to????!!!hehe
i've done the huga huga move! i've met the wabler stamer too...it's unbelievable how much we have in common...perhaps because i came from the planet liptonz....we are born in a packet of soup and evolve quickly into the being i am today...which is of course disguised to hide my hideous appearance...yes i'm off the rocker this morning.... ;)
Haha, packet of soup, but you're so pretty :). Your kind is a genius!
Hi! I saw your comment on my blog. Thanks. :<)
i ate a big red candle
Do you need Tum Tums?? :)
Taiwan ;)
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